Archive for December 10th, 2008
search…
Okay, so i kinda look at the statistiques of my blog from time to time.. but anyway i was looking at the
Critères de recherche
(basically something like search options. paiseh, my wordpress is in french too. lol)
here’s what i get:
| Recherche | Vues | |
|---|---|---|
| sean faris | 294 |  |
| never back down | 25 | |
| “sean faris” | 5 | |
| tu me manques | 5 | |
| sentosa bikini | 4 | |
| shirtless cosplay | 4 | |
| yueying bien research | 4 | |
| chun kiak | 3 | |
| tu me manques toujours | 3 | |
| sean faris shirtless | 3 | |
| igoogle jokes | 3 | |
| slippers snapped | 3 | |
| xiao shu shen boobs | 2 | |
| nus babes and hunks | 2 | |
| fat arms | 2 | |
| lipid stain bacillus megaterium | 2 | |
| “one degree 15″ blogspot | 2 | |
| rough snake | 2 | |
| shaved armpits | 2 | |
| naked family | 2 | |
| eugene huang yuxiang | 2 | |
| hall fhd | 2 | |
| “chinese man” sauna | 2 | |
| bikini, sentosa | 2 | |
| 1-10 female rating system | 2 | |
| never back down sean faris | 2 | |
| bacillus subtilis simple stain | 2 | |
| saccharomyces cerevisiae oil immersion | 2 | |
| brisbane marathon map | 2 | |
| cross stich patterens winnie the pooh | 2 | |
| photoscape | 2 | |
| e-hub ice skating | 2 | |
| sean faris never back down | 2 | |
| sweaty, skinny, shirtless | 2 | |
| karma kettle rhapsody | 2 | |
| sajc sentosa trip | 2 | |
| rachael ang squash singapore | 2 | |
| mount laptop | 2 | |
| sean faris gay | 2 | |
| “chun kiak”"nus” | 2 | |
| infinitif present | 2 | |
| asian armpits | 2 | |
| picasa montroc | 2 | |
| karma kettle and rhapsody | 2 | |
| mitangmifeng blogspot | 2 | |
| gerondif passé | 2 | |
| karma kettle & rhapsody | 2 | |
| karma kettle singapore | 2 | |
| shave my armpits | 2 | |
| lick my balls | 2 | |
Okay, so basically there are like so so so many people interested in sean faris i see? and i think i posted some photos of him the last time. no wonder why there are so many links to my blog..
“shirtless cosplay” is probably by some weirdos who like jap anime-ish characters, but the porn way i guess. and there’s more than one weirdo.. hmm.
and who the heck is “xiao shu zhen” and why are you interested in her boobs? oh wait, or does it mean like little student? oh gosh, i have paedophiles leading to my blog as well.
hmm, whoever that’s looking for nus babes and hunks, probably shouldn’t look here.. seeing how i’m not a babe anyway.. although you can consider hw a hunk…
wah, and there are some microb enthusiasts, who somehow want to know more about S. cer & B. mega..
hmm, and there’s people searching for “eugene huang yuxiang”, that’s like… eugene! my classmate! i wonder if it’s a male or female who did thta search.. lol.
hmm. and there are some people who somehow link here beccause of french grammar..
ooh, and some people searching for chun kiak..
some perverts who look for “sweaty, skinny, shirtless”…
other perverts who want people to lick their balls..
but why the heck would anyone look for “ASIAN ARMPITS”???
like…
EEEWWWWW.
okok, i have to sleep now. need to be up early tomorrow.
movies!
watched a few movies these couple of days, thanks to watch-movies.net (but of course i did watch quantum of solace at lido though).. shall give a few reviews for fun. hahaha.
1. quantum of solace
on a side note, i think the girl on the right is rather pretty! lol.
well, i’m pretty sure i prefered the pierce brosnan version. daniel craig looked so skinny!
interesting comments:
me: omg, i think his waist is smaller than mine la!
jo: (while coming out of the cinema) ehh.. did you get it? i couldn’t understand the show
ann: hey! how come there’s no english subtitles? i couldn’t understand the accent la!
hh: ehh, i couldn’t understand the show either!
b: but at least you can read the chinese subtitles what!
the four of us: but we can’t read the chinese subtitles!!!!!!
(awkward silence)
me: okay, so did anyone watch the first part? like what exactly happened to the girl that he loves and he think she betrayed him?
everyone else: ehh, no idea.
hh: hey! notice this show james bond didn’t sleep with so many people!
erm. hahah. as in you can imagine. i can’t figure out the head and the tail of this story. maybe i should check out the first part to find out more. well anyway, the effects were pretty cool, but not as big scale as the previous ones by brosnan i guess. i mean like craig drove an alfa romeo? but alfa isn’t even like… the cars that brosnan drove!
i didn’t really get what the story was about, and why the heck did bond seem to just act on his own accord without his superiors’ orders..
final verdict: don’t bother catching the show in the cinemas.
***
2. Paris Je T’aime
ooh, i just realised it’s from the producer of “amelie” as well. hahaha
18 different short stories about the different arrondisements of paris. erm, if you don’t like short stories and endings that make you think then i guess this wouldn’t be what you like.
this one is damn funny. he’s like some tourists who just came to Paris and is reading brochures about Paris, and it states that it’s the city of lovers, lovers of history, lovers of music… etcetc.. and lovers of love.
across the other side is some parisian who kept shouting at him, and then when a train came, that guy’s gf just walked up to this tourist and gave him a french kiss (which he later spotted some spots on her face which could be some contagious disease that he was warned to avoid in the pamphlets).. then that guy from across got jealous, came over, punched the hell out of this tourist, and then eventually he and the girl walked off happily.
i was like -_-”’
this is about this blind guy who meets this girl who was rehearsing for an audtion, they fell in love, she kept screaming.. then she calls him one day to tell him “our love was like the autumn….”, and then she asked if he was still there and could hear her.. and he said “no, i see you”
-_-”’ once again
this one’s about some angmoh guy, who wants to promote hair stuff suited for Asian hair, makes this woman blond, styled all their hair to the westernized styles, then she asked if he liked the photo (the one she was blond) and he said, no, and preferred her with the original Asian look.
-_-”’
basically i think this is one of those shows whereby you can just watch, find it amusing, but that’s it. there’s no head, no tail.. and no storyline perhaps. but maybe the diverse culture of the diffferent arrondisements is what they’re trying to portray. anyway, there’s no english subtitles (only malay or chinese, i can’t remember), so good luck if you don’t know french.
should you watch? ehh, i don’t know. it’s up to you. quite funny though. hahaha.
3. Le fabuleux Destin D’amelie Poulain (but i think you would have to google just “Amelie” to find it)
she was a pretty eccentric child, just like her pretty eccentric parents, but basically she became cut off from the social world after her mum died. sounds like a typical story?
well, guess how her mum died? because some tourist was on top of this church that they were praying at, and as they walked out, the tourists jumped off, and fell on her mother.
-_-”’
that aside, her way of like chasing guys and helping people is pretty weird, but nevertheless i enjoyed the show loads! ps, in french by the way, but there’s english subtitles!
haha, she loves to take revenge for collignon, as his boss (the groceries seller) is always calling him an idiot and stuff. one day, she saw the key hanging outside the boss’ door so she made a copy.. and voila! she replaced his toothpaste with foot cream, changed his shoes to one that’s wayyy smaller, etcetc.
she loves going to cinema, but not because of the show, but rather, she likes to turn around and watch other people’s expression as they’re watching the movie..
eh well, she finally dares to chase after him, and thankfully he returned to the house, and obviously he entered her house and they had sex after this. well, what do you expect? french movies are full of sex. lol.
anyway, overall i really loved this show! it’s so damn funny, so damn different from your normal singaporean life.. watch it! ps. i think audrey tautou is so pretty!
4. Wild Child
this is one of those chick flicks i suppose. a wild californian girl gets too wild, and her father sends her off to the boarding school in the uk.. and at first she totally hated it, acting like a real bi-atch and bimbotic. but later she realizes her true friends, finds her true love.. kinda a cinderella type of storey with a few twists here and there (like how the head girl tried to set her up and stuff)
ok, photos!
emma roberts is the wild child! i think she looks quite pretty!
alex pettyfer, the guy that was her fairytale guy
overall i think it’s quite a nice show, so catch it!
insomnia
okok, i guess i’ll try to sleep right after this post. hahah.
just finished watching kungfu panda cos my mum bought the vcd. and honestly, it’s really good! and i can’t believe they create names like Master Oogway, erm, which is obviously, a tortoise!
lol.
but overall the show was rather funny, lots of interesting kungfu moves (ironic how the angmohs and not the ah tiongs who came up with the movie), and of course, great moral of the stories. hahah.
such as “the secret ingredient is nothing”. aka we all have to believe in ourselves and that there’s no scecret ingredient at all. as the panda’s dad said (although his dad is like a CHICKEN and he’s a panda), “to make something special, we have to first believe that it is special”.
oh well, lots of motivational thoughts in the movie i guess, like how on earth you try to convert a big fat panda into a dragon warrior.
(ok anyway, this reminds me of the draft i saved the other day and forgot to publish.. regarding the movies i watched)
no wonder why hl said i didn’t mention the link on my blog when i remembered that i did hyperlink it! lol.
.
.
.
well, deardear is finally back home! like FINALLY! damn, i was wondering why he didn’t reply my smses, then he said it’s because he didn’t receive anything when he was there, and once he reached sgp, there was a stream of messages coming in… oops. hahha. i guess that’s my doing :X
but sadly, i have to take care of my bro at home tomorrow (cos the babysitter’s son is like passing out or something. erm, not that pass out. i mean POP).. so i guess i would have to bring my bro everywhere.. such as changing my passbook (because i haven’t done so since the passbook is full for like 2 months already.. was busy studying, so they just sent those statements. lol. i think they gave up on me. hahah)
need to bank in money into citibank atm (to keep the interest rates of the step up account going, and also not to pay for that charge if the average balance falls below that of the previous month)…
need to do some christmas shopping. wanted to buy something for my dear from river island, but unfortunately, there wasn’t anything really nice in there :(
need to pick up my parcel from the post office (stupid la, the time that they delivered to my house i was at home la! but i didn’t even see or hear any post man coming coming! and when i tried to call in for them to re-send the item, the stupid line is always engaged. i wonder how efficient our postal service is.. like they’re always losing the stuff that joo sends to me. or rather, the card came, and the present’s missing. like wth. i think you can pretty much guess what’s going on. shit)
need to buy a fluorescent light thingy.. cos the circular thingy that’s meant to be for the light on my ceiling blew, and i’ve been pretty much living in darkness in my room for the past 2 days. okay fine, i survive on a study lamp (which is pretty bright thankfully).. but the surface area which is shines on isn’t that huge.. so each time i want to pick up something from the corner of my room, i have to like adjust the position of it. -_-”’
then again, i’ll probably wait for my dad to buy it during the weekends, because i have no idea how many watts/volts should i get, the brand, the type, blah blah.
so well, living in darkness for a couple more days. lol.
okay, i think i had better go to sleep. i’ve got this stupid ulcer on my bottom lip.. and i have no idea how it came about either :(
will publish the movies thingy in the next post!
